The Big Lebowski T-Shirts

April 21, 2008 by Rude Retro · 1 Comment
Filed under: Funny Stuff, Movie T-Shirts, Zazzle 

I have to admit that The Big Lebowski is one of my favorite movies. It is one of those movies that I can watch over and over. I can even watch parts of it and still enjoy it. So I decided to get a collection of Lebowski t-shirts together. The first two are from Zazzle and while there are many versions of Little Lebowski Urban Achiever T-Shirts floating around this one is quite fun. The second is a great spoof of a Leonardo DaVinci sketch although I wonder if DaVinci would have been amused.

Little Lebowski Urban Achiever T-ShirtThe Dude Abides Tee Shirt

I love this picture of the Jesus (not to be confused with Christ) licking the bowling ball. Jesus played by John Turturro was one of the greatest characters in the movie. The second is of course John Goodman who played one of his more menacing roles and still managed to be funny.

'Jesus' T-Shirt for MenBig Lebowski World of Pain T-Shirt

The first t-shirt here is a crude one from Deez Teez. Needs no explanation and last but certainly not least is a zombie version of the Big Lebowski crew humorously entitled Dawn of the Dude. You can find it and some other great shirts over at Go Ape Shirts.

Rude Lebowski Tee ShirtDawn of the Dude Tee Shirt

New T-Shirt Store: TorsoPants.com

March 19, 2008 by Rude Retro · Leave a Comment
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Torso TedIt looks like the guys from T-Shirt Hell are trying to expand their market a little by including people who are not so easily offended. This new t-shirt store is called TorsoPants.com. On the left here is the face of TorsoPants – the inappropriately named Torso Ted. As you can see he is torso free. My belly button lint has more torso than this dude.

If you sign up as a free member of the Church of TorsoPants right now, they’ll drop $8 TorsoWashingtons in your account. They work just like cash towards anything you purchase on the new site. It’s a great way to get a discount on your first TorsoPants.com tee shirt. The web site is very similar to T-Shirt Hell but has more flash and therefore can take a bit of time to load. It is worth the wait though.

Below you can see a selection of t-shirts available at the store.

TorsoPants.com T-Shirts

Another great thing about becoming a member is that you are automatically in with a chance to win free t-shirts in their ridiculously easy “Buy None Get One Free Contest”.

Just sign up to be a member, which is free, and agree to receive our monthly newsletter and you’ll automatically be entered in the 3x a day drawing. As a member you’ll be eligible for even more free stuff, member’s only benefits, discounts/sales, and other really cool junk. And the newsletter is great because unlike the typical, annoying newsletter, our newsletter is chock full of fun, and excitement. In effect we will be paying you: with laughter.

So, sign up to be a free member below for your chance to win Torsopants 3x a day, each and every day! That’s over 1000 chances to win per year! It’s so easy, that five people have won simply by trying to find a good chili recipe.

Dexter – Bowl Till You Bleed Shirt

March 8, 2008 by Rude Retro · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Cafepress, TV T-Shirts, Zazzle 

Dexter is one of my favorite TV shows at the moment. For those of you who don’t know, Dexter is a show about a serial killer who kills other serial killers. He happens to be a blood spatter analyst for the forensics of a Miami Police Department. I don’t want to give away much about the story but the thing I like most about the show is not the storyline anyway but rather Dexter’s apathetic attitude towards everything from chopped bloodless corpses to his love life. Yes, he also has a girlfriend and he manages to keep her even though he is clueless about women and their feelings. For example he rents “Terms of Endearment” for some light entertainment.

Bowl till you bleed Bowling Shirt

You can also find a few items over at Cafepress where there are some officially licensed goods including tee shirts with this image on it and a few other blood spatter Dexter Tee Shirts.

Over at Rude Retro’s T-Shirt Shack you can find the following t-shirt which is inspired by TV shows such as Dexter and CSI.

Blood Never Lies T-Shirt

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